You surviving the open bar?
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Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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