so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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