Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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