i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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