when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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