As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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