Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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