Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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