Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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