Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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