i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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