Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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