Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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