is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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