I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
