Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Buhtt sex?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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