Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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