you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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