this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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