who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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