hotel room ftw
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I cut my penus on the lid.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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