If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
