just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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