I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
