What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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