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dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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