I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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