She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
accomplished twins. life is a go
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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