plz talk dirty to me
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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