dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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