I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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