im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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