Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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