I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
