He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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