Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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