i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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