I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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