its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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