Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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