You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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