Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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