exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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