update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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