I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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