That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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