Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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