I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize
