i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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