she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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