Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
My dick has a subreddit
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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