what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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