Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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