Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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