marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
