I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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