my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I wish life had little blips of pornography
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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