who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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