on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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