Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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